Several reasons why the above is true:
1. My personal WP blog is so out-of-date in terms of version, I’m embarrassed to tell you what version I’m using.
2. I’ve been so bad about staying on top of my blog, I just found two nice comments buried in my spam from months ago. I’m a loser.
3. Did I mention I never blog?
4. I never blog
5. I have stopped using Google Reader, which means not only am I a bad blogger, I’m a bad blog reader. Shame on me.
Okay, enough with the self-loathing. I’m off to upgrade my blog and turn over a new leaf (again.)